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Nuances of a House Dog
The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
The dog can get on the old furniture only.
Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
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Professional Animal Quiz
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Click on "Answer" for each question. The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Answer
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Answer
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Answer
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Answer
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